TABINOF

HEELLOOOOOOOOOO

Arial ftw.

HEYOOOOOO WASSUPP GUYYSYSS WOOOO

Am I excited? YEAH BUT IDK WHAT I'M EXCITED FOORRRR

YOU KNOW WHATTTTTTT

YA KNO WHAT JUST HAPPUNED

YKNOWHATIJUST BOUUUUGHHHHTTTTT

TYPOS HERE AND DERE BRUUH

BUT WOWWWWWWW

YESTERDAYY I JUST BOUGHT

THE AMAZING BOOK IS NOT ON FIRE OMG PHANDOM PHOR REAL RN M8

Man I'm so happy for myself, idk maaaaaaan, wooooow I just couldn't believe I have it on my hands and I was like in haven or sumshtufthigns.

YH SRSLY THO I REALLY DID BUY IT OMG

IT'SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSREAAAAAAAAAAL

LIKE I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT'S AVAILABLE IN MY COUNTRY I WAS JUST LIKE WALKING IN A MALL THEN BAM OUT OF NOWHERE MY EYESIGHT JUST WENT TO A DISPLAY OF A BOOKSTORE THERE WERE YOUTUBER BOOKSSSSSSSSSSS

I SAW TBLY TOO BUT FOR SOME FREAKING REASON I DIDN'T BUY IT, I JUST HAVE SEEN ALL THE INSIDE OF IT SO I GUESS I ALREADY KNEW BUT WOW I FOUND THIS ONE AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY EAGER TO REAAAADDDDDD

SORRY CAPS ALL THE WAY I'M HAPPY LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH AND LEO WON AN OSCAR BUUDDDYYYYYYYYEH ALLRIGHTTTTTTT

CONGRATS LEO U DESERVE IT

NO MORE NO OSCAR JOKE LOOOOL

ANYWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

U EXCITED FOR CIVIL WAR??????????????????????

U KNOW IT'S IN 59 DAYS MATE IT'S REALLLY CLOSE I'M GONNA GET A SCREENSHOT WHEN IT'S ON 28 DAYS 12 HOURS 28 MINUTES 12 SECONDS OR SOMETHING ELSE THAT INVOLVES 28 OR 12 THAT'D BE KAY

SOZ FOR THE CAPS RLY I COULDN'T JUST I MEAN WHATEVER

Okay I'm calming down now.

I'm gonna try doing the 'Brain Farts' thing on TABINOF, we'll see how it goes.

I GUESS I'M JUST GONNA DO THOSE BRAIN FARTS THING DAN AND PHIL MADE AND DID IN THEIR BOOK AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW BUT TO JUST WRITE ANYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF MY HEAD AND I'M DOING IT IN CAPITAL LETTERS SO I DON'T HAVE TO WASTE TIME GIGGLING ABOUT IT WHAT. OKAY SO APPARENTLY IT'S GOING PRETTY WELL UNTIL I MIGHT WRECK A WORD EVERY NOW AND THEN AND WOW HAHA YOU LOOK SO GOOD PAGE SOMETHING I DON'T EVEN KNOW I'M JUST DOING THIS AND I GUESS I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO MY HOMEWORK BUT LOL NO THANK YOU I ATE ALREADY. I GUESS THIS IS NEVERENDING AND IT'S VERY ANNOYING DON'T YOU THINK. CATS ARE FABULOUS AND THEY'RE MAGICAL AS MAGICAL AS YOUR BUTTS AND WHAT THE HECK DID I JUST WRITE THERE OH MY PLEASE PLEASE DON'T GET UP WAIT THAT'S A QUOTE FROM STAR WARS RIGHT 3PO SAID IT. CATS ARE WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT CATS AGAIN I GUESS THEY'RE CUTE AND I JUST CAN'T GET THEM OFF MY HEAD IT'S LIKE EVERYTIME I SEE ONE I JUST WANT TO POO I MEAN CHASE THEM AND HUG THEM OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AM I WASTING TIME RIGHT NOW. OH YEAH AND I JUST BOUGHT DAN AND PHIL'S BOOK THE AMAZING BOOK IS NOT ON FIRE AND I WAS JUST READING IT AND WELL THIS HAPPENED I THINK THAT'S IT BYE.

It didn't really work out, I'll try making a narrative text (such English subject lmao).

ONE DAY THERE WAS A MAN WHO POOPED OUT IN THE SKY AS THE DRAGON CAME DOWN FROM THE JUNGLE AND THEY DANCED LIKE HIPPOS WHILE JUMPING AROUND LIKE IDIOTS THEN THE SHIP CAME TO THE BANANA ISLAND TO WHACK THE LEMONS AROUND THE WORLD BECAUSE LEONARDO WON AN OSCAR TEN MINUTES AGO. "WHY DID LEO WIN AN OSCAR?" SAID THE MAN, WELL BECAUSE THE MONKEY HAD FARTED TOO LOUD HE HAD TO GIVE IT AWAY TO LEONARDO THE OSCAR I MEAN AFTER THAT THE WORLD BECAME A SUPERIOR PIECE OF FLOWER IN THE GARDEN THAT WAS EXPLODING ON THAT GLITTERY MOUNTAIN OF JUSTICE AND HAPPINESS THAT SOMEHOW IS ETERNAL. A YEAR LATER MY DONKEYS BARKED AT YOUR NEIGHBOR BECAUSE THEY'RE STUPID FOR PUTTING A JAR OF DIRT IN A CASTLE BUT THEN IRON MAN STOLE IT FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AND TURNED IT INTO AN ULTRON OF THE FUTURE. THE SHIP CAME BACK FROM THE BANANA ISLAND TO SHIP A PACK OF BUBBLEGUMS A WHOLE CLASS WOULD LOVE TO HAVE AND CUDDLE FOREVER TILL THE END OF THE WORLD AND THEN THEY BECAME POWERFUL SUPERHEROS THAT FARTED BRAIN UNLIKE THIS TEXT AND THEY JUMPED OUT OF YOUTUBE TO SEARCH FOR SOME ULTIMATE JEWEL IN A KINGDOM OF FAIRIES AND SAUSAGES, FREE SAUSAGES TO BE EXACT. SO THE FREE SAUSAGES BECAME A VIRAL TREND AMONG TEENAGERS WHO WERE EATING CEREALS AT MIDNIGHT WHILE THEY WERE WATCHING A JAR JAR BINKS IN A JAR OF DIRT THAT IS SOMEHOW BIG ENOUGH TO PUT JAR JAR BINKS INTO IT. SUDDENLY CAPTAIN AMERICA FELL FROM THE SKY IN SEARCH OF BUCKY HIS LOVED ONE AND HE RAN BACK UP TO THE SKY TRYING TO GET SOME HELP BECAUSE THE AGENTS IN THIS WORLD WERE ALL BUSY. THE SKY LOOKED SO BRIGHT A CAT WAS SLIDING DOWN FROM THE SKY TO GET SOME MILK THAT THE DOG STOLE FROM THE SUPERMARKET THAT HAS UNLIMITED POWER SUPPLY THAT'S ENOUGH TO POWER SOME KIND OF ARC REACTOR OR A PORTAL TO THE OTHER DIMENSION. THE CAT REALIZED HE DIDN'T NEED THAT MILK OR POWER SUPPLY BECAUSE HE HAS THE FORCE FLOWING WITHIN HIM SINCE THE FIRST PLACE BECAUSE THE FORCE WAS STRONG IN HIS FAMILY SO HE THOUGHT MAYBE JUST FIND BUCKY TO HELP CAPTAIN AMERICA TILL THE END OF THE LINE "IT'S ALMOST THE FILMING OF CIVIL WAR WHY NOT JUST BRING A PANCAKE AND FIND BUCKY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE ANYONE ELSE THAN SEBASTIAN STAN THAT'S UP FOR THE ROLE, WAIT MAYBE MY COUSIN COULD REPLACE MY BOWL OF MILK." THAT NIGHT THE CAT FORGOT ABOUT ANYTHING HE WAS ABOUT TO DO AND HE LOOKED FOR A NEW BOWL OF MILK BECAUSE THE OLD ONE SUCKS. ENOUGH LOL.

You guys confused? Read Dan and Phil's The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire and you'll understand what just happened.

#PROMOTION AT ITS FINEST

Okay, that was a huge mess.

You really need a relaxing moment after all that.

I think I'll see you guys later then. :)

(Oh and the 'amazing' that i use as username or nickname or online alias in 'kamazing' I wasn't trying to copy Phil, I just thought it fits my name. And I'm also amazing. You can be amazing too. Everyone can be amazing.)

-Kamazing is not on fire